Dear UKIP, I am perfectly ordinary thank you

In a recent leaflet, UKIP claimed that if you didn't believe in same-sex marriage then "you are in the huge majority of ordinary people who think this way."

ORDINARY?

So people who do believe in it aren't ordinary?

Dear UKIP, the following is a list of things that I do. Pretty ordinary things.

The Basics 

1. Eat
2. Drink
3. Sleep
4. Use the toilet
5. Wash
6. Breathe

Emotionally 

1. Love
2. Laugh
3. Cry
4. Get angry
5. Feel happy
6. Feel worried

Things that your party would have me be ashamed of (but you have failed and I bet you do them too as well)

1. Swear enough to make a sailor blush
2. Masturbate
3. Watch porn
4. Read porn
5. Write porn
6. Have/have had a friend with benefits
7. Eat junk food

Others

1. Read
2. Watch TV
3. Write
4. Go on the computer
5. Sing 
6. Dance
7. Hang out with friends
8. Go to uni
9. Keep things of sentimental value
10. Hang out with friends
11. Shop
12. Use public transport

And much more. Sounds pretty ordinary right? You do a lot of this list right? A lot of people do. These are perfectly ordinary things. Guess what? I'm bi. Yep, bi. Shocking isn't it? Am I less ordinary now? Nope. Still pretty fucking ordinary. And fucking proud of it.